spanky wanka

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)

Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka

by bigmike510 December 20, 2014

Spacey-boner

That chub you get when you start watching House of Cards.

"Hey did you watch the new season of House of Cards?"
" Yeah I got a raging Spacey-boner. "

by BillyBobSmith May 26, 2014

spanky wank

When a man spanks himself as he masturbates

Did you hear about jim trying the spanky wank? He said he couldn't sit for a week.

by dievfksi October 10, 2016

spackfest

A large gathering of spackers

Look at those guys they belong at a spckfest

Go to your fucking spackfest

by alllerrxxx March 25, 2017

spack-noodle

(N) A person who ruins an activity by involving himself in it.

Don't invite Mark, hes a spack-noodle

by AlpacaMilo April 2, 2017

specky no ball

a nerd who cant play sports (me)

look at that specky no ball cunt

by spacecheese69 June 7, 2017

spackle my crack

Ejaculation between cheeks as if spackiling a crack.

I spackled beckys crack like mustard on a hot dog.
Becky before: I want him to spackle my crack.

by Mike Bohnisch September 19, 2017