solar rim job

Exposing your bare ass hole to direct sun light to extract energy for body and soul.

Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.

by El Conquistador July 2, 2023

SolarHosting

The best free discord bot host

Lets go DDoS solarhosting that would be funny because odd get mad

by OddPvP July 15, 2023

Solar

Gay ass liar, meatrider dick rider

This guy is a Solar

by Retardant July 19, 2024

solargress

The name of someone who is very much a femboy but hides it.

Solargress is a closet femboy.

by Pewpew2118 August 12, 2024

Solarlive

A group if goofy goober anime girls

Solarlive is so cool and epic

by Lorelai Mort October 29, 2023

Solarlive

A group of goofy goober anime girls!

Solarlive is so cool and epic

by Lorelai Mort October 29, 2023

solarkrem

one of the biggest ot4 mamamoo stan to have ever existed, supportive, kind, loving,

a moo: omg look that’s solarkrem

by Sadz1up November 3, 2023