Womb sniffer: Abortion is mUrDeR!!!!
Normal person: We got a womb sniffer over here. Leave women’s rights alone and go get laid for once.
Normal person: We got a womb sniffer over here. Leave women’s rights alone and go get laid for once.
by thatsexychick11 June 10, 2022
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A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse. The SMILF's natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn).
Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.
A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse. The SMILF's natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn).
Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.
by Wsjaka September 29, 2007
Get the SMILF mug.Often referred to as a gold digger and typically a female who is in the pre-gold digging stage. Applicable to men, but seen and most commonly referred to women who are looking for a male who has X amount of money....to spend on them...drives a luxury foreign car and/or wears a Rolex/Tag/Breitling.
Marianna & Jenn are both not dimers but are hot and are very cool. They are both totally the epitemy of a
sniffer because while they are always down to hang out with us....in hopes to sniff out who has the most money of us all.
sniffer because while they are always down to hang out with us....in hopes to sniff out who has the most money of us all.
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Get the poophole sniffer mug.A term of derision for someone who likes to hang out with people who go hiking and backpacking even though they themselves rarely (or never) hike or backpack.
The term especially applies to poseurs on internet forums devoted to hiking and backpacking.
The term especially applies to poseurs on internet forums devoted to hiking and backpacking.
STFU, Warren, you don't know anything about hiking, you're just a pack sniffer.
First spotted on the internet in 2005 on hikinghq.net
First spotted on the internet in 2005 on hikinghq.net
by Fred E. October 5, 2007
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