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smackasisitosis

Smackasisitosis is a chronic affliction that cause temporary to permanent retardation, predominantly in Russian males. This is often the root cause of previous undiagnosed causes of retardation, and other mental illness. It is very common to assume someone with Smackasisitosis has actually been huffing gasoline, smoking crack, or simply received a serious blow to the head: the symptoms are virtually identical. However, with the above, recovery is often at least possible, but with Smackasisitosis the condition is permanent.
Q: “What the hell is wrong with that idiot?”
A:” Smackasisitosis man, he’s eat up with it…”

“Why that’s the worst case of Smackasisitosis I have seen, he must need help dressing himself”
by CygonX October 3, 2007
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Smackattack

To be under fire or harassment from colleagues or friends, usually involving insults. A sustained verbal onslaught.
Shucks, my mum just gave me a 10-hour smackattack for not tidying my room.
by SuperMegaUberMike May 17, 2008
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shuckamn

a combination of shit fuck and damn. can b said when u dont know wut else to say. can also b used when u screw up orsomething just happened.
1) bob: heyy bill how r u?
bill: shuckamn!

2)shaakira: alex! what did u do? im telling mom!
alex: shuckamn! please dont tell mom

3) vanity: tierra, your mom just died!
tierra: shuckamn!
by tlg :) August 14, 2009
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SLUCKAH

SLUCKAH (Slang for SLUCKER) - SLUT/HOOKER

Meaning a SLUT on the streets and a HOOKER on the block!!!
every bitch that's been on (MAURY) Looking for their baby dady and they sleeped with the father,son,sisster,and cusin and still say its GREATGRANDPAS! THAT BITCH IS A SLUCKAH!
by NOMAD121212 October 13, 2009
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Smuckers Sandwhich

PB&J is Peanut butter and jelly P&BJ is Penis and Blowjob Gay oral sex called smuckers because of the peanut butter and jelly
Yo Man Heard Anthony Gave a dude a smuckers sandwhich
by WhiteBoy999 July 28, 2010
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Smuckin-Fart

Word used to describe someone that is more than just smart, they are F'in smart
Dude, I got an A on the Test! Go Figure, Your Smuckin-Fart!
by BigEasy E January 26, 2011
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Smuckrun

A trip to the grocery store for Smuckers brand jam or jelly.
Billy went on a smuckrun since we had nothing to put on our toast.
by jiminyjilikers June 3, 2011
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