by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015

I can't wait to get home tonight braaaahhh. Bae will beer there waiting for me, in bed, on all fours, waiting for an apple smash.
Pound dat ass good braaaaaaahhh.
Pound dat ass good braaaaaaahhh.
by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

by majorbro November 12, 2010

verb/interjection.
A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"
This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:
Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?
Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.
Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.
A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"
This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:
Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?
Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.
Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.
ex. "Hey, there's S-Petro. A boner? NICE!! I'll take care of that!"
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
by Real Heady Krizlo September 27, 2005

by PlantyCheese March 9, 2020

A horrible, often fatal disease when one wants to destroy their opponent in Super Smash Bros. It often keeps you up at night and one cannot focus. It is usually after a Smash session where an opponent only used projectiles and bombs to beat you. Also called a 'Smash Itch'
Larsen has had Smash Fever ever since he lost to Zubin who only used Bowser Down B the whole game and won
by Watson4MVP December 13, 2018

by ORG wheat thins December 9, 2015
