Skipped into a wall

To inflict great bodily harm upon oneself while in a state of severe inebriation

A: Dude, what happened to her? Looks like she broke her leg.

B: Oh, you didn't hear?

A: No.

B: She went out drinking with some coworkers Saturday night, got completely tanked and totally skipped into a wall.

by SwampRob November 4, 2011

skipping breakfast

Participating in oral sex with a significant other at some point in the day after the morning hours

My girlfriend asked me to come over to her house later today. Looks like I'm skipping breakfast.

by Ginger-Snap January 10, 2014

Galaxii skip

a dumb fuck who does dumb shit and is addicted to undertale

someone:eats a taco like a guitar
person:*confused face*
someone:sorry im pulling a Galaxii Skip

by Galaxii Skip June 8, 2019

idiot skips

Noun:

The curving dashed lines on pavement leading from multiple turn lanes to an intersecting roadway, indicating the boundaries of the turn lanes through the intersection. Often blatantly ignored by inattentive motorists, leading to avoidable side-impact collisions.

Why do you guys call them idiot skips anyway? Oh yeah, I get it now.

by Vanishing Hiitchhiker March 3, 2011

Stone Skipping

A series of progressively slower and quieter farts that sounds like a stone skipping across the water.

Tommy: Damn, what was that like five in a row?

Spencer: Hell yeah bro you know I be stone skipping

by timyord June 6, 2020

Skip

Give up on a project, a discussion, or an activity.

We were on the verge of skipping it after taking multiple incorrect turns on the route.

by Arminkshipper July 9, 2024

skip and slide

when one skips school and instead plays on the slide and slide.

oh wow! she must have had so much fun missing 6th period playing on the skip and slide in her front yard.

by kurahh April 15, 2011