by The Kegerators April 18, 2011

Noun:
Any of several strategies used to make ones self fell like one is being health conscious when in fact they are not.
Any of several strategies used to make ones self fell like one is being health conscious when in fact they are not.
Drinking water or iced tea instead of consuming fatty snacks.
Throwing away half your dessert to show you don't need it is also a skinny tactic.
Also, simply assuming you are a certain weight and never actually confirming this is a great skinny tactic.
Throwing away half your dessert to show you don't need it is also a skinny tactic.
Also, simply assuming you are a certain weight and never actually confirming this is a great skinny tactic.
by skinny.tactic. June 30, 2010

tanning nude
skinny = nude
bake = tan
Also known as just casually being nude outdoors; usually at a beach.
skinny = nude
bake = tan
Also known as just casually being nude outdoors; usually at a beach.
by toetaytoe October 18, 2012

someone cool that u stan
by leechboy October 28, 2018

Skinny jeans are bad for guys. THey are bad because they push a guys balls closer to their body witch in turn heats them up that much more. when the Temp rises the sperm get deformed rendering them useless.
however girls can wear them as much as they want. HAHA!
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however girls can wear them as much as they want. HAHA!
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by cheese fer brains May 20, 2007

Personally, I think they are kinda gay. I mean, If someone is wearing them and they are TALL AND SKINNY, then they look awesome. If you are a fat tub of lard and you are I guess a "punk" then you should never wear them. They make you look horrible! I would say if you are 5 foot 6 inches, and you are 120+, you shouldnt wear them. period.
fat tub of lard: look! my new skinny jeans came in yesterday!
me: really? i thought you just gained 30 pounds!
me: really? i thought you just gained 30 pounds!
by lalaprep12 January 22, 2007

by Cutmaster R March 31, 2008
