Simple girls

Girls that will spread legs for you if you take them to a nice eatery. They are often referred to as cheap girls
She’s is one of those “simple girls” ,just take her out and she’ll spread them for you

These girls would do anything for you if you take them to “simple” . They are cheap girls
by Table shaker July 24, 2019
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Simple bitch syndrome

1. When someone knows the truth, hears the truth and sees the truth. And still continues to be dumb.

2. When someone is afraid of something that they don't understand. Refuses to understand it. Yet want to act as if they know everything about it.
Example 1.

Guy1. "I saw your girl creeping out of a hotel last week with another dude."

Guy2. "You're lying. My girl would never do that."

Guy1. "Look man. This girl is a hoe. Everyone sees it but you. You need to wake up." -shows proof.

Guy2. "Imma still be with her anyway. I don't care what you or anyone says."

Example2.

Girl1. "I can't fuck with someone with HIV. They can keep that shit."

Girl2. "You idiot. You act like it's airborne. There are people who live longer abd healthier lives wit the virus. Aids and HIV are not the same. They're more scared of you than you are of them. "

Girl1: " I studied it when I was in college. People can die from it. "

Girl2. " You can die from Aids, dummy. Not HIV. It can lead to Aids if not treated. God. You gotta be the simplest bitch on the planet. Simple bitch syndrome is real, y'all. "
by LBlunt313 September 16, 2019
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simple soccer

The act of playing soccer without coaches, refs, and most rules/ regulations including no shin guards and sometimes no cleats.
yo dawg lets go play some simple soccer
by cherryboi97 March 27, 2014
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Simple Logic

person 1: Wtf Simple logic stop it
Simple logic: *mean words*

*five mins later as soon as simple logic goes away*

tingles: Omg guys what happened?!
by A very hot person December 09, 2019
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Simple Logic

Secretly an alt
Person 1: bro who is simple logic
Tingles: Not me
by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019
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Simple person

A simple person is a person who is using the word simple as a cover for being an extremely complicated person. Such examples may include a person who calls themselves simple but may in fact be a person of notable status, fame, power or wealth.
"I am a simple person, I have no idea what you are talking about"
by Silverpaladn January 29, 2023
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Palin Simple

A way of speaking that is very simple straight talk, almost retarded. You betcha.
the phrase "Buck up or stay in the truck." is very Palin Simple.
by geoduk March 04, 2014
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