Anti-Semite

Someone who's smart and has significant pattern recognition abilities.

Michael "Aye, did you hear about Jake? He just figured out who controls the banks!"
Goldstein "Yeah he an anti-semite, I gonna ruin his life now" *Rings JP Morgan*
Goldstein on phone: "Aye bawss, wanna ruin dis kids lyfe? Please send me $100,000,000 faw my lawyah!"

by Changranger June 23, 2025

Patio Simian

A classier term to replace the phrase “Porch Monkey” on the competitive racism scene

P1- “did you see that patio simian using all his food stamps on grape kool-aid”
P2- “Yeah bro, like get a job, you ape”

by HazmatTechni-10 December 11, 2025

Playing Simcity

When instead of focusing on battle and conquest in any combat-oriented RTS game, you spend the resources meticulously designing your own home base/town/castle. This is detrimental outside of single-player mode.

"This little kid is just playing Simcity. Let's nuke his shit."

by Susie Sue December 24, 2025

Ty Shmitt

The antithesis to evil, and a conjurer of inspiration.

“Let’s hear from Ty Shmitt.”

by Apollo Cole December 29, 2025

Money Tight Semite

A cheap Jewish person

When I worked as a waiter at the synagogue I would have very low tips because it was full of money tight semites who didn't know how to tip right

by EmJayee October 14, 2017

Great minds think similarly

When you and your friends have the same idea/thought at the same time

Ron and Harry at the same time: “Snape sucks”
Ron: “wow, great minds think similarly”

by Bye bye turd December 2, 2020

Alex the Similar Bean

The man who lead the conquest into New Mexico

“Who’s your favourite historical figure?”
“Alex the Similar Bean, Conqueror of New Mexico, of course!”

by OhNoItsJoe January 27, 2023