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Magic Shotgun

Referring to the act of fellatio (or autofellatio) where the receiver gargles at the exact moment of climax, whereby the semen sprays out of their nostrils.
I gave him a magic shotgun last night.

Don't make me come magic shotgun you.
by Gargallon May 12, 2023
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Shotgun Shit

A form of diarrhea that is not only liquid like normal diarrhea, but come out of the anus at extreme pressure.
If you don't sit down fast enough when you have the shotgun shits, you won't hit the toilet. The wall looks like it was hit by a shotgun full of shit, hence the name Shotgun Shit.
Person 1: "last time i ate taco bell i got the shotgun shits"
Person 2: "damn, same"
by Phazerrr February 26, 2022
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Asshole shotgun

When you have a full ass of popcorn turds and you launch them everywhere.
"Dang I accidentally pulled off a asshole shotgun yesterday"
by cancerous ball o death December 16, 2016
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Shotgun Shells

There was mad shotgun shells on the ground after last nights party.
by PattyDubs November 25, 2017
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Shotgun-Sneeze

A Shotgun-Sneeze is when someone has two sneezes whithin a few seconds of each other, and then in about 30 or so seconds they have two more. Like if you're nose was a dual barrel shotgun and it had to reload.
Hey, I just shotgun-sneezed!
by Colton 2266 July 4, 2021
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Sloppy Shotgun

The end result of giving it to a lady twice in a row, with a man's load being fired on both occasions. A double barreled approach.
Dude I totally Sloppy Shotgunned Dita last night, there was cum everywhere...
by Meme_Games July 17, 2017
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Shotgun chateau

Shotgun chateau: a huge new million dollar house built to very edges of a narrow lot (in a neighborhood of modest older homes) that is at least twice as long as it is wide and resembles a shotgun shack on steroids
There goes the neighborhood. That shotgun chateau is jam packed in between two other houses and it’s so narrow that the front door is on the long side
by ‘Aether 00 August 3, 2022
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