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Falcon Shock

Girl: "Oh Captin Falcon, give it to me"
Captain Falcon: (wind up) "FALCON SHOCK"
by luminator April 14, 2010
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shelf shock

when there is an overload of senses to shoppers when they go to a shelf and it is filled to the brim with eyecatching/bright colored boxes making the shopper overwhelmed and angry.
Shopper: "AARRRGGH! Muh Eyes! Muh Head! Too...Many...Things...Trying To Get My Attention!"
Shopper #2: "Ha ha, you just got Shelf Shock!"
Shopper 2 starts to laugh his @$$ off at other shopper's misery
by Devi8 May 8, 2008
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Dysphoric Shock

When someone of a fluid transgender identity realizes they've "switched over"; when someone comes out of denial of their trans identity.
I was talking my friend about masculinity the other day, and I realized I felt like a man again. I about had a panic attack from the dysphoric shock".
by ajgfnsjgbrgje December 3, 2020
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Block Shock

The feeling of disbelief and confusion when someone finds out that a person who they considered a good friend has blocked them on facebook. During the shock the blocked person trys to figure out why they were blocked, often resulting in a irrational feeling of being a creepy person or a stalker.
" Yo Bills in block shock. That girl Mary, the one he posts five times on her wall everyday, yeah she blocked him"
by BlackPrince11 October 22, 2011
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Shock shot

When a horror film quickly jump cuts to a close up, usually paired with a large sound.
I'm pissed that Paramount changed the ending of Paranormal Activity to a shock shot. The internet original wrapped up everything so nicely...no room for them to run the series into the ground.
by OfficeBoi December 15, 2010
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titty-shocked

to chop off both your tits, wrap them up as a gift, put a pink ribbon on it and send it to your boyfriend on his birthday
"i titty-shocked Beaujolais on his 26th birthday. fun is more important to me than sustainability."
by Krkič July 12, 2019
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Bill Shock

The surprise received when receiving an excessive phone bill. Most common with the recently popular smartphones and their data intensive internet capabilities.
Steve: "I got my charges for my new iPhone plan the other day and suffered major bill shock!"
by CuriousQuam March 20, 2009
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