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Snowstorm Shake

To complete a Snowstorm Shake one must
start by separating himself from the girl and
inexplicably pelvic thrust, gyrate, and twist the knee
in a disturbing manner until the girl least expects it.
Pounce on her, put on snow goggles, thrust, and just
before climax pour baby powder into ones hands and
make it snow at climax by throwing powder into the air
creating a falling snow effect while pulling out and skeeting
on the girl and laughing at her because she doesn't have goggles.
"Hey Octavious when was the last time you did the Snowstorm Shake on that fat broad Quaneisha?"
by Yonelle February 11, 2009
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Comey Shake

When you are forced to greet some one who you know is an absolute turd but are compelled to greet them. Like taking a big bight a stinking shit sand which -Usually in a formal or official setting.
I had to greet my ex wife's husband at my daughter 's graduation. Knowing that he is a turd on several levels , and wantes to be as cordial as possible I extended my hand out for a COMEY SHAKE from a safe distance , but got pulled in.
by #42KO May 18, 2017
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Wisconsin Truffle Shake

A modern-day interpretation/improvement of the standard blumpkin.

This includes:
1.Taking a shit.
2.Recieving oral fellatio.
3.Chain smoking a joint.
4.Talking on the phone with the Dean of Science at Harvard about the insufficient amount of evidence in the recent experiments disproving the theory of evolution.

5.Playing COD.
6.Sniffing a line off the girls tité.
7.Toeing a girl.
8.Analyzing Einstein's theory about quantum physics and photoelctrons’ effect on energy inupt/output.
9.Drinking hat with Jack Daniels.
10.Listening to Bethoven No. 7 Symphony, A minor.
11.Double boges behind thou ears.
12.Watching an educational TV program about the lifestyles of a fajet.
Minister: As the Minister of Education I believe that we should modernize our sexual education curriculum to include the concepts of contraception, abortion and, of course, the Wisconsin Truffle Shake.

Gym Teacher: I agree! We need to educate our children about the new modern culture. And how FUCKED those Wisconsin people are.
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Call me Shakespeare

A phrase that is said after having executed a play to gain an advantage over your opponent.
Call me Shakespeare cos I make da playz.
by rolique November 19, 2014
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Memphis Milk Shake

To engage in a Memphis Milk Shake is to titty-fuck a lactating woman.
I wanna give that MILF a Memphis Milk Shake!
by Bungo Pony November 14, 2007
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waist shake

A Japanese pidgeon English term for sexual intercourse.
I would totally waist shake with Johnny Depp.
by Frodo A. June 21, 2005
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cake shake

a blow job. aka bj.. head.. ect
by bennnnnn November 13, 2006
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