Shaved Kelce

When a man is great in bed but his deflorated man-garden makes his packages unwatchable.

We hooked up in the dark and he blew my mind. But when he came for round two in the morning his Shaved Kelce was a dealbreaker.

by mistermog June 17, 2022

Now that goat is shaved

A danish way of saying "Now that jobs done"

Now that goat is shaved

by Instagram: haltemedhjalte November 30, 2019

Woody Shavings

When your so turned on,and depressed at the same time,that you go balls deep in a pencil sharpener

My girl just left me think I'mma pull a woody shavings with my pencil sharpener

by San Whorlo February 20, 2018

Shave The Sheep

A traditional term used by a small group of people of a certain community, formal, for using an artifact that grasps the capability to grind a certain plant, which is oftenly inhaled in the form of smoking.

Excuse me, you charge a roach, and you shave the sheep!

by Kill The Scene. February 26, 2009

shaved anus

a anus made hairless by the owner with a razer blade

buzz buzz snip snip shaved anus

by picklelicker999 August 28, 2016

Yak Shaving

Continuously talking while you shave

Carol talks all morning and I end up yak shaving.

by Andy Phillips Herholtz July 20, 2021

rubber shavings

A shaving made from a rubber when it is being used

When a rubber is being used shavings come of it"stop eating those rubber shavings charles,"

by Hubababuba January 17, 2019