by Anonasfff July 2, 2021
Get the sharkbitefn mug.A race on who can cum faster inside a dolphin while sucking and watching someone's OF. The first to cum gets lots of Dolphin sexy thots that play with you and fuck you to death and sex so much cum the whole ocean became "shark milk". Pipstar should join this... It'd be interesting...
by quartz89_alt February 8, 2022
Get the Shark Olympics mug.A "loan shark" is an unofficial, illegal person / organisation who loans money. The advantage of using a loan shark is that there is no credit check on your past, so anyone can borrow money from them. THe disadvantages are the extortionate rates of interest and that the loan is secured on your body. If you don't pay your installments, you get a broken leg. If you miss another, your other leg is broken and it goes on and on.
"I am really strapped for cash and the bank have turned me down for a loan."
"You need a laon shark pal."
"You need a laon shark pal."
by James Padgett July 18, 2004
Get the loan shark mug.One who is known to loan money to folks around there neighborhood, but with interest in mind. If you fail to re-pay them on time expect drastic consequences (ie. bodily harm or worse).
<Tony> My rent is due tomorrow but I don't get paid for another week.
<James> You're fucked bro, better go see "Ricky" (loan shark).
<Tony> F**k that homie, I ain't risking my balls to no loan shark.
<James> You're fucked bro, better go see "Ricky" (loan shark).
<Tony> F**k that homie, I ain't risking my balls to no loan shark.
by lilshizzy July 19, 2004
Get the loan shark mug.A person who loans money (usually a gangster or someone involved in vice) to others who may not be able to borrow from other, more savoury means. Failure to repay the money often culminates in excessive violence.
Favours the sledgehammer as a weapon.
Favours the sledgehammer as a weapon.
"anything is better than those goddamned accountants, at least having my legs broken is exciting..."
by coldy! July 21, 2004
Get the loan shark mug.An answer to anything. When not wanting to answer a question, or not wanting to tell the other person the real answer to the question, or if you have no idea what the answer is.
Teacher: Nick what is the answer to number 3?
Student: Shimmy Shanks.
Girl : Did you cheat on me??
Boy: Shimmy Shanks
Mom : What time will you be home?
Son : Shimmy shanks
Student: Shimmy Shanks.
Girl : Did you cheat on me??
Boy: Shimmy Shanks
Mom : What time will you be home?
Son : Shimmy shanks
by Shimmy Shanks January 10, 2010
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The fur sharks are eating again. That's why we have no more food.
Do I cut myself? Heck no. Those are teeth marks from the fur sharks.
Do I cut myself? Heck no. Those are teeth marks from the fur sharks.
by mylifeisaverageapparently March 29, 2010
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