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primal separation anxiety disorder

1) The frictions caused by social obligations and gender roles conflicting with our natural or primal instincts that can increase or decrease relevant to the amount of adrenaline our bodies produce in response to the trauma of being forced to live this life not according to the natural order of things as they were intended.

2) At the root of mental illness.
"Here. Take a pill." Was the response from the psychiatrist when I shared the story of my last LSD experience when I heard a chorus of angels say, "Primal Separation Anxiety Disorder. Live in the woods a while and put your mind back to order."
by growmoreweed April 22, 2016
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Virtual Separation Anxiety

A disorder that makes it so you only want to play with your friends.
by PrettyMuchBob December 24, 2020
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Poop-scarab

An easier to remember name for the Dung Beetle, that rolls balls of feces for it's entire life in order to consume it later.
"-Nice poop-scarab you got here !
-It's a dung beetle.
-Haha, poop-scarab."
by oskarwash May 6, 2021
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isss..scaramouche

isss..scaramouche is the coolest person amd they’re so nice. It is great and he deserves the world<3 if youre isss..scaramouche youre the best person in the universe and beyond !!
Scara<3: Im isss..scaramouche !!
X: omg youre so cool ily<3/p
by isss..kazuha October 27, 2021
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isss..scaramouche

isss..scaramouche is a really cool person who will never fail to make you smile. They are the most perfect and sweet being in the universe
P1: Hey ! Are you isss..scaramouche ?
P2: Yes ! I am.
P1: Oh my god you are perfect.
by isss..kazuha October 28, 2021
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Soul separation syndrome

Allen and Anna had a deep love for one another. When Allen traveled over night for work it felt like their souls were disconnected from one another; they suffered from soul separation syndrome.
by Mission Driven Life May 16, 2022
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Slack Separation Anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.

Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.
by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023
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