riptor scale

a scale of measuring how high or "riped" u are

dude i was so baked last night i was like off the riptor scale

by halikid January 17, 2008

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Scape

a scape is when you get with or marry a female that already has kids.

mike: hey toke you see that guy he just pulled a scape.

by mikeyterror June 21, 2009

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0 - Eye contact
1/4 - Hugging
1/2 - Hand holding
2/3 - Cuddling
1 - Kissing
2 - Kissing whilst cuddling
3 - Making out whilst sitting or standing
4 - Making out whilst cuddling
5 - Making out on top of someone
6 - Feeling up
7 - Fingering/handjob
8 - Fingering/handjob with orgasm
9 - Oral
10 - Sex

Girl #1 - "Gurl! Have you 10ed him yet?"
Girl #2 - "Naw, we've only 8ed. Do you think I'm some kind of whore?"
Girl #1 - "Well, you 7ed on the first date, so I figured you've 10ed by now."
Girl #2 - "Shut yo ass up, bitch!"

Boy - "Hayy, let's 10."
Girl - "Hayyy, no thanks."

Girl - "We 1/2ed and it was really cute!"

Boy - "How far on the Scale of Whoritude have you gone?"
Girl - "I've only 1ed."

by kapsta June 23, 2009

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1-10 Scale (of female attractiveness)

The 1-10 scale of female attractiveness is a ranking system used to classify women based on appearance with 1 being the lowest and least appealing and 10 being the most. Traditionally, a margin of error of +- 1 is acceptable during story telling.

Numbers on the scale correspond to the following:

1: Angels weep at the mere existence of such an ugly creature
2: Disgusting, revolting, or otherwise vile
3: A trash compactor could improve her features
4: The sight of her is tolerable, if not desired
5: Average. If inebriated, you would consider her attractive
6: Not half bad
7: Recognizable as an appealing partner for reproduction
8: Stories are told and grins shared over obtaining her digits
9: Radiant, beautiful, and otherwise worthy of praise
10: A goddess. Dicks of all ages rise in salute as she walks by.

An essential tool in any gentleman's toolbox, the 1-10 scale allows for the safe counsel of friends. Never allow a bro to have any genital contact with a female below a 4.

Words of wisdom for the 1-10 scale (of female attractiveness) - If she's a three, let her be. If she's an eight, try to mate. If she's a ten, try again.

by Irate Beagle November 7, 2016

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1-10 Scale (Personality)

We've all heard of the 1-10 scale for looks, but take a look at the 1-10 scale for personality.

1-Witch, beast,bitch, monster. A very mean person, someone that no one likes. Self-centered with a huge ego.
Not a single once of kindness.

2-Awful, one with an ugly personality. Normally a self-absored weasel.

3-Plain mean, always mean, always will be mean.

4-Below average/unattractive personality, may appeal to mind as well.

5-Average, the personality of an average person. May be slightly mean but only in certain situations.

6-Above average personality. Barely an angel but not a devil.

7-Nice, pretty nice. Sometimes mean, sweet and sour.

8-Friendly, your average friendly person, normally smart, too.

9-Nice, kind, sweet, friendly, often book smart and very street smart. Knows how to treat other people because they want to be treated the same way.

10-An angel, sweet, kind, friendly, nice, beautiful personality, smart, wise, can never hold a grudge or hurt anyone. Doesn't exist but the closet one can get is 9.9.

The 1-10 scale (personality) should be used more often.

by tamtam27 November 1, 2010

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