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Lowe's Lemonade Stand

The act of dipping your pen in the company ink. Lowe's is a cheap lemonade stand for married people to have sex with other married or unmarried individuals. Therefore you are involved with a 25 cent hooker.
Alfred was recently wed as he acquired his position at Lowe's. Once a team member he engaged in the act of the Lowe's Lemonade Stand, impregnating two girls. He realized it was a cheap free for all.
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
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one day stand

A term used by transients and travelers to describe a friendly relationship between two, previously unacquainted parties. The relationship develops quickly and ends abruptly as one or both parties is just passing through or soon to leave town.
Man: What'd you do yesterday?

Woman: I met this incredible couple from up north at the cafe. They're on a train trip around the country. We laughed and shared stories for hours until they had to head back to the station for their departure.

Man: Classic one day stand. It's too bad they couldn't stay longer; sounds like you really hit it off.
by pair of patetics December 23, 2011
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three month stand

Person A : Gonna bag me a trophy gf I say gf cuz I refuse to end up like tiger and Wana take the jeter route, instead of memorabilia in the car service ill leave plan b and the number to a psychologist, and to the really lucky ones id like Time to b driving the limo in the morning, roll down the divider and give the chick a life lesson and make her rethink her state of being

Logical Person B : Haha so how is this a gf again?

The Voice of reason : seems more like a 3 month stand without the worry of having to give her ride home
and Person A values pillow talk.. you have pillow talk with a gf, not with a 1 night stand
but thats why three month stands are appealing, you get what you want from the physical part and the emotional part, without actual commitment
by voice of reason using logic December 26, 2011
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One Night Stand Roulette

Having sex with a stranger and taking the chances that you will get pregnant or an STD.
by Monabrain July 23, 2011
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the lemonade stand

a dude does a hand stand and pisses in his own mouth while doing the hand stand!
jesus!, u should have seen greg the other day, he did "the lemonade stand" , it was sick!!
by gsp1983 October 14, 2011
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If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen.

If the task you are pursuing puts too much pressure on you, then you should not pursue the task. (Especially if the pressure exceeds the benefits of the task.)
My boss saw that I was in panic mode to get my job done today. Instead of words of encouragement, she said to me "If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen." ..What a bitch!
by cjammer911 July 13, 2013
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Waluigi's taco stand

The true source of all that is holy. Waluigi's taco stand can transform anyone into a god. It is run by the sexiest being ever created.
Harry potter got his power from Waluigi's taco stand.
Imma get lit at Waluigi's taco stand tonight.
by Fractice The Fox July 26, 2018
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