sneak attack

when you squirt a bit of lime or lemon juice on your finger before you finger a bitch

Whore: Ahhhhh!!! Why does my pussy sting?!
Me: Haha! Sneak attack bitch!

by jhwjw January 15, 2024

sneaks

sneaks is someone who’s really slow and someone you can always make a joke @ his expense in all he’s the real mvp

person : yo sneaks

sneaks : what

person you’re fucking retarded sneaks * makes me retarded sounds *

sneaks : ya omd

by unknown user saved your life March 11, 2019

Sneaked

To get hit unexpectedly by a gym shoe

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when WAM! I got sneaked right in the head by a flying Skecher.

by Yeehaw55 February 26, 2025

Swampy Sneak

The sight of seeing SFC. Orville P. Snorkle in sneakers, which he hardly ever wears. He was recently seen in sneakers on October 7, 2011 getting ready to play tennis with Pvt. Beetle Bailey. Swampy Sneaks are very hard to spot but Sarge, as he is known, is the most frequent wearer of them. The other guys don't often wear them. If you want to see something sweet, catch Sgt. Snorkle in his Swampy Sneaks!

Orville: Hey Stainy, how about some tennis? I got my Swampy Sneak!

Stainy: You're on! Bet I'll beat you. Nothing beats a good game of tennis. Sweet Jesus!

Orville: (he lifts his foot up to show Stainy the sneaker) Check this out, size 15! Great traction, comfy as all get out! These babies make me the king of the swamp.

Stainy: (yelling) Hold on, wait till you see mine. I drew a picture of Mary on these. Sweet! (they start playing tennis)

Orville: Well, that's 15-Love. I'm ready for you anytime, night or day! (they start chasing each other back and forth hitting the tennis ball)

Stainy: Match point! Look out, I'm gonna get this. (he hits the ball so hard it gets Orville on the foot) Take that! Right on the Swampy Sneak.

Orville: Good one! You beat me, I admit it. But, aren't these Swampy Sneaks fun to wear? Pretty snazzy, huh?

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 14, 2011

Sneak

A term for a girl that you get intimate with

A yo chris is that your new sneak? She kinda bad.

by Ricky Charlotte January 12, 2022

sneak beat

When you beat your dick while there are people around

Darren sneak beat when sleeping next to bj

by The real almighty July 31, 2017

Sneaks

An abbreviation of the word "sneakers".

Damn son, did you see Ryan's new pair of "sneaks"?

by Saucy Cake January 4, 2016