Smegasnake

A man who has a large uncircumcised penis usually in excess of 7 inches which he never cleans causing a large build up of oily smegma

Andrew has such a big dick but it stinks like crap the thing is like one huge smegasnake

by Smegmalord69 August 17, 2020

Smegaling

When your being sneaky , deceitful. Pretending to be sleeping while eavesdropping. Shady . Theft.

Last night Jim was smegaling near my bag. Im missing $40.

by Sakina from Philly November 24, 2020

Smagma

Semen that has been heated to 212 degrees fahrenheit/100 degrees Celsius or above

I had to visit the ER after my roommatedumped a pot of his smagma onto my torso while I was napping on the sofa

by Girrrrrth January 10, 2021

segmantics

a set of tools required by people so they can to carry out complex digital work

this project need to be run with segmantics

by ianthm January 31, 2021

Smagma

Often mistaken for the more popular cousin term, ‘Smegma’, this term is used to describe the amalgamated residue (consisting mainly of semen, sweat, bacteria, and urine) of an obese uncircumcised man’s foreskin which has heated up so intensely that the smegma liquifies. The cause of the heat is from his absurdly gross obesity placing core-of-the-Earth level pressure on his genital area.

“Nurse? Nurse! Code Blue. I need a bigger mop for this absurdly obese patient’s smagma leak... No, not smegma, I said SMAGMA. This is the real deal.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Smeama

Just use it whenever.

Me - "Smeama"
My friends - "...ok."

by R3D64 April 22, 2021

Smeama

The first word ever made that can be used for anything, anytime. (Just use it whenever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

"Don't forget to smeama."
"You're such a smeama."
"smeama."
"Never smeama."
"Hey there, wanna smeama?"

by R3D64 April 22, 2021