Block Shock

The feeling of disbelief and confusion when someone finds out that a person who they considered a good friend has blocked them on facebook. During the shock the blocked person trys to figure out why they were blocked, often resulting in a irrational feeling of being a creepy person or a stalker.

" Yo Bills in block shock. That girl Mary, the one he posts five times on her wall everyday, yeah she blocked him"

by BlackPrince11 October 22, 2011

the spock shock

similar to the original shocker
except you put two in the pink
and two in the stink.

"dude that girl is going to live long and prosper, I gave her the spock shock last night. "

by xsamxriverax August 6, 2007

Falcon Shock

to perform a "shocker" Captain Falcon style.

Girl: "Oh Captin Falcon, give it to me"
Captain Falcon: (wind up) "FALCON SHOCK"

by luminator April 14, 2010

Bill Shock

The surprise received when receiving an excessive phone bill. Most common with the recently popular smartphones and their data intensive internet capabilities.

Steve: "I got my charges for my new iPhone plan the other day and suffered major bill shock!"

by CuriousQuam March 20, 2009

zero shock

In the career of any successful trader/private equity investor, there comes a moment when the amount of money risked on single trades starts to far exceed what individuals outside of the financial industry generally handle on a year to year basis. When said trader/investor first crosses this threshold, he stands at risk of suffering from 'zero shock', as the number of zeros in the checks he writes may be more money than his father earned in a year, or in a lifetime.

Tommy wrote his first $1,000,000 check last week, to participate in a series B financing. He got a touch of zero shock as he signed the line and tore the check free. "This is the life we chose", he muttered, passing the check onwards.

by Don's Johnson June 12, 2021

Shock Exchange

The look or reaction one experiences when reviewing one's IRA, or savings stock market statements.

"my god, have you seen what happened to the nest-egg last quarter? "

"Sure, just take a look at the shock exchange today!"

by geoffsf April 7, 2010

Sexy Shock

When your in complete shock when someone sexy passes you or you see them or if they talk to you and you say what because your in shock that someone as sexy would talk to a dirt bag like you.

Thinking.....

Mac and cheese or pasta bacon cabornara

Sexy Person 1: " I like macronni cheese".

Dirt bag you:" I love cheese". stutters it.
now your in sexy shock

by Fuzzy13456789123467984531 July 30, 2011