March Shatness

A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).
Are you competing in March Shatness?

Of course I am!
by Vincle11 March 17, 2022
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shat whag

A shat whag or shat wag person who know thing that mean nothing. They can spill facts on the most random topics out of the blue.
your mum is such a shat whag”
“wtf is a shat whag”
“a shat whag is a bitch who know random topics and lives to talk about them”
by slagging ur nan February 20, 2023
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snap-shat

a one handed quick photo taken with a cell phone while taking a shit. The front of the phone is usually turned upside down and pressed between your legs slightly tilting back and up then taken at the exact moment the turd completely crowns giving the effect of different types of bloomig orchids from pink to purple and brown to a somtimes crimson. Then shared
I sent Jasmine a snap-shat while dropped one in the bathroom by the main gate at the Atlanta airport.

She shat me back from Milwaukee.
by Jimmy Smole January 13, 2022
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i shat

supposed to be i shat but not a word until now
i shat
by midgen;-; July 24, 2023
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Shat Basket

A basket that holds heavy loads of shit and can be cared around to scare away child predators or just straight up weirdos
Hey Oliver dont forget to bring the shat basket
by Ripper investigators February 21, 2019
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shat head

Your such a shat head
by Jeeeeeze45 February 19, 2021
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