Scratch and sniff

When someone scratches their privates and then sniff their fingers.

Bruh did you just scratch and sniff?

by Baller976 May 21, 2023

boner scratch

having your boner ruffled and gyrated upon by another human in some fashion, in a way that satisfies a pre-existing desire, typically accomplished through grinding.

Bro, think that girl will give me the 'ol boner scratch?

by Boner?...I barely know her! July 22, 2018

Illinois scratch and sniff

When you have your sisters underwear in your pocket while playing basketball and you sniff it before shooting

Oh yeah I made my shot after the Illinois scratch and sniff

by Paulbyrne8 April 24, 2024

Scratching Post

An individual who is not a furry and has no interest in becoming one, but interacts heavily with them (or perhaps puts up with them, depending on your PoV).

Dan's a pretty cool guy, he's got a lot of really great knowledge and wisdom of computers, and is quite active in our IT Furs Telegram group, but make no mistake he's no furry, just a Scratching Post.

by EquuiNoxxus September 29, 2025

A gentleman's scratch

"A gentleman's scratch" is when you have an itchy bumhole and you fart at just the right capacity to simultaneously release gas and itch your bumhole within the same manoeuvre

"i preformed A gentleman's scratch to itch my bumhole in bed last night"

by ScottyFxckinT August 16, 2023

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but leave me alone."

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2012

Scratch Disk

A scratch disk is a temporary storage space used for editing and processing large files in software applications, like images or videos, to prevent overloading the main storage.

While working on a graphic design project, I used a scratch disk.

by Cragnon September 13, 2023