priest rub

Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.

"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

rub chub

An unwanted erection obtained during a massage.

Upon seeing my attractive masseuse at the spa, I was worried about getting a rub chub in front of my wife at our couple's massage.

by Mashfan777 November 9, 2015

Clam Rub

A bunch of women who gather around to coddle and coo over one women claiming someone was mean to her. Typically used for "strong women" standing up to misogyny and patriarchy. Can be done in person or virtually.

Female circle jerk.

Bonnie was upset because a toxic cis white male asked if he could hold the door for her. After blasting his bigotry on the interwebs, her "tribe" clam rubbed. She felt uplifted and empowered.

by Woobie Shoobie May 10, 2022

Rub Right

The act of masturbation while scrolling through an online dating app.

Ted likes to come home from a long day at work, open up tinder and rub right then jump in the shower.

by YouKnewWhatThisWas July 7, 2016

Velcro Rub

When you have a stubble beard and it gets caught in your boyfriend's pubes.

John was giving Jeff a blowjob when it turned into a Velcro Rub.

by Michamus October 6, 2016

D-Rub

The act of rubbing another man and/or woman's penis. Usually with the end result of creating extreme pleasure.

Dude1: "I'm really stressed out."
Dude2: "Sorry man, would a D-Rub make it better?"

by Michael Escales January 29, 2006

Tub and rub

A sexual term for drowning someone during intercourse

A tub and rub will change your day

by Acingangels December 3, 2019