When a Rooster (cult member from southern Illinois) becomes a scone. These are highly trained men in many aspects and you should be on high alert when around one. These soldiers are excessively well in consuming alcohol, gambling, stealing women, smoking anything that burns, and are highly trained experts in hand to hand combat as well as firearm combat. Also major dickheads. Just not the person you want to test, absolute TOP G's all around.
Man we just ran into a group of Rooster Scone's and they were smoking marb reds and had 6 blondes with them. What a group a badass men. I sure wouldn't mess with them.
by dirtymoney93 September 16, 2022
Get the Rooster Sconemug. A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)
1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.
2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.
3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.
4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.
* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.
2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.
3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.
4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.
* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011
Get the Roger Roostermug. by Milked Madness September 5, 2025
Get the Rooster Picklemug. When a older gentleman (rooster cock scott) Attracts the attention of 2 or more younger females ( hens) in a workplace environment. The older gentleman does what he can to keep up to the pace of the females.
by The wish master March 22, 2021
Get the Rooster cock Scottmug. Straight men at a lesbian bar
by llameboy July 6, 2018
Get the Roosters in the hen housemug. Hangin' ballskin over your old lady's nose. Followed by the proclamation, "Cockle doodle-doo!" Usually designated for men with loose nuts.
by Patio Of Ideas October 2, 2012
Get the Nasty Roostermug. The best Australian fast food chain that is a great place to work. Best place to eat. Best rippa rolls. Whole roast chicken. BBQ Boxes full of BBQ Bacon, Cheese and Hash Brown and Tender Chicken burger, tasty mash potato, a large piece of fried chicken wings and stuffed chips! Try the whole big feast or rooster feed! The whole roast chicken is there! I ate the whole chicken because I am a pig. I always eat the BBQ Bacon Box so I am also a cannibal. A cannibal pig. I eat bacon and chicken. I also eat while chugging Mtn Dew and pigging the hell out of Doritos. RED ROOSTER IS THE BEST PLACE TO EAT EVER! THE BEST PLACE EVER! Best to eat, worst to work. A worser way of working in Red Rooster is doing community service for Red Rooster.
I am a cannibal pig. I am not a carnivore at least. I eat cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze. I hogged the whole roast chicken. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Red Rooster rulesssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022
Get the Red Roostermug.