by daddyjoshr November 6, 2021
Get the Josh Rogersmug. created bones in 1999, which consists of knocking knuckles with another person in a congradulatory spirit
me: duddde i just totally aced my exam
roger upton: sweeeeet bones!!
me: what is bones?
roger upton: umm only the coolest thing ever
roger upton: sweeeeet bones!!
me: what is bones?
roger upton: umm only the coolest thing ever
by durable January 30, 2009
Get the roger uptonmug. 
Top-notch guy, quite annoying. Gets hit with a VSCO girl’s blue hydro flask on the daily. He’s pretty cool but kind of a loner at the same time. Tends to REEEEE quite often. Other than that, 10/10 solid guy.
by Broomstick Bashee September 27, 2019
Get the Jack Rogersmug. 1. An infamous scallywag, Born May 30, 1980 in Seattle. Jilly Roger is known for her endless talent and adaptability. Loved by many and adored by all.
2. A super sweet skull and crossbones tattoo on a girl.
2. A super sweet skull and crossbones tattoo on a girl.
by iheartawesomepirates August 18, 2009
Get the Jilly Rogermug. Steve rogers is little bitch boy who left his best friend for a woman who moved on from him and made her own life
by Babybitchboy December 11, 2019
Get the Steve Rogersmug. Similar to an awkward boner, an awkward roger is an untimely male erection. While not visible to onlookers, the erection is felt by the aroused male and, thus, elicits a response of awkwardness. An awkward roger can occur in the following situations:
1. While in the process of an important job interview (employer or potential employee)
2. While attending a funeral
3. While holding a friend's newborn child
4. While public speaking
5. While meeting in-laws, a foreign dignitary, or religious leader
6. While ordering a sandwich at the deli
7. While being fitted for a tuxedo
8. While at the customer service desk at a department store
9. While getting pictures taken with Santa Clause
10. While lifting something heavy
11. While using public transit
12. While lighting a friend's cigar
13. While watching your child's school play
14. While confessing your sins to a priest
15. While receiving an award
1. While in the process of an important job interview (employer or potential employee)
2. While attending a funeral
3. While holding a friend's newborn child
4. While public speaking
5. While meeting in-laws, a foreign dignitary, or religious leader
6. While ordering a sandwich at the deli
7. While being fitted for a tuxedo
8. While at the customer service desk at a department store
9. While getting pictures taken with Santa Clause
10. While lifting something heavy
11. While using public transit
12. While lighting a friend's cigar
13. While watching your child's school play
14. While confessing your sins to a priest
15. While receiving an award
Bill: "Oh Brian, Elizabeth is so adorable. Can I hold her?"
Brian: "Of course."
Bill: "She's so swe--"
Brian: "What's the matter."
Bill: "Awkward roger!"
I met Pope John Paul II the other day and got an awkward roger just as I was leaning in for a hug.
Brian: "Of course."
Bill: "She's so swe--"
Brian: "What's the matter."
Bill: "Awkward roger!"
I met Pope John Paul II the other day and got an awkward roger just as I was leaning in for a hug.
by Lance Stickman March 22, 2011
Get the Awkward Rogermug.