by Yu mum October 27, 2019
Get the Ellie rogers mug.A really great guy. Sensitive but tries to hide it. Intuitive leader. Passionate about causes. Reasonably handsome. Misunderstood. Kind hearted, decent. His only flaws are jealous workers and women who can't control him, spread half-truths to ruin his character. People take him for a sucker cuz he's so nice, but he's not that naive. He just doesn't let on how much he knows. He loves deeply and is mistaken for lovebombing, but really just looking for a soulmate. Carefully weighs best course as new information comes to light but stands by his strong moral code. He can't be bought, hates injustice. Doesn't consider himself a womanizer, has only had a few loves in his lifetime. Waits for the right partner to come up and say hi and is afraid of being accused of harassment. Suffers the blunt of other people's blunders and is often discredited as a result. A Jerry or a Tremain with a touch of Einstein, smidgen of Mr. Darcy. Your protector. Can't handle surprises until he gets to know you and gets spooked easily. Will lie to survive, but is not who he is. Naturally a great guy, but awkward socially.
Everyone wishes they were like a Steve Rogers, but don't have the character to be like him or go through what he did.
by Emmett L. Brown September 13, 2023
Get the Steve Rogers mug.TJ Rogers is a very complicated man with many mysterious endeavors. Not only is he very smart, but is athletic too. TJ Rogers is a kind soul, yet can turn into a monster the moment you cross him. His favorite meal is milk and will eat it three meals a day. Rumor has it that his bones are the strongest material on the planet. He’s also uncircumcised.
Tiffany: TJ Rogers is coming this way! Rumor has it that he is uncircumcised.
Eric: Wow! You think he’ll store my quarters?
TJ: Hey guys, I’m uncircumcised.
Eric: Wow! You think he’ll store my quarters?
TJ: Hey guys, I’m uncircumcised.
by MyHeartShatters July 18, 2022
Get the TJ Rogers mug.The last phone guy up for hire in DSAF he also appears in dialtown. He is very anxious with social situations and life in general and was an alcoholic in his past life. His catchphrase is saying “hello” three times and is now the manager of Dialtown Mechanics while living with Harry Fitzgerald and Jake Wilson.
Peter Kennedy: Yeahh Roger Jones’ my boss now.
Random: That stuttering orange phone fuck?
Peter K: Yup.
Random: That stuttering orange phone fuck?
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by William.J.A July 3, 2022
Get the Roger Jones mug.1. An infamous scallywag, Born May 30, 1980 in Seattle. Jilly Roger is known for her endless talent and adaptability. Loved by many and adored by all.
2. A super sweet skull and crossbones tattoo on a girl.
2. A super sweet skull and crossbones tattoo on a girl.
by iheartawesomepirates August 18, 2009
Get the Jilly Roger mug.Steve rogers is little bitch boy who left his best friend for a woman who moved on from him and made her own life
by Babybitchboy December 11, 2019
Get the Steve Rogers mug.Similar to an awkward boner, an awkward roger is an untimely male erection. While not visible to onlookers, the erection is felt by the aroused male and, thus, elicits a response of awkwardness. An awkward roger can occur in the following situations:
1. While in the process of an important job interview (employer or potential employee)
2. While attending a funeral
3. While holding a friend's newborn child
4. While public speaking
5. While meeting in-laws, a foreign dignitary, or religious leader
6. While ordering a sandwich at the deli
7. While being fitted for a tuxedo
8. While at the customer service desk at a department store
9. While getting pictures taken with Santa Clause
10. While lifting something heavy
11. While using public transit
12. While lighting a friend's cigar
13. While watching your child's school play
14. While confessing your sins to a priest
15. While receiving an award
1. While in the process of an important job interview (employer or potential employee)
2. While attending a funeral
3. While holding a friend's newborn child
4. While public speaking
5. While meeting in-laws, a foreign dignitary, or religious leader
6. While ordering a sandwich at the deli
7. While being fitted for a tuxedo
8. While at the customer service desk at a department store
9. While getting pictures taken with Santa Clause
10. While lifting something heavy
11. While using public transit
12. While lighting a friend's cigar
13. While watching your child's school play
14. While confessing your sins to a priest
15. While receiving an award
Bill: "Oh Brian, Elizabeth is so adorable. Can I hold her?"
Brian: "Of course."
Bill: "She's so swe--"
Brian: "What's the matter."
Bill: "Awkward roger!"
I met Pope John Paul II the other day and got an awkward roger just as I was leaning in for a hug.
Brian: "Of course."
Bill: "She's so swe--"
Brian: "What's the matter."
Bill: "Awkward roger!"
I met Pope John Paul II the other day and got an awkward roger just as I was leaning in for a hug.
by Lance Stickman March 22, 2011
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