A park ranger who was struck by lightning SEVEN times throughout his life, committed suicide after getting friendzoned in his seventies, and then got struck by lightning an eighth time, six feet under.
Roy Sullivan would have been awesome to have as a grandfather. Can you just imagine being able to say that your grandpa is a "Human Lightning Rod"?
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A millionaire and a one of a kind gentleman.
can't go wrong with him.
A millionaire and a one of a kind gentleman.
can't go wrong with him.
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Get the Roi Shon Lake mug.This phrase is used to describe a really fat person, who can't be seen at night.
Synonyms: Kebab, Kebaba etc.
Synonyms: Kebab, Kebaba etc.
You're fatter than a Roy Biton.
You know who can see but cannot be seen?
A Biton at night.
You're such a fat Biton.
You know who can see but cannot be seen?
A Biton at night.
You're such a fat Biton.
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Return on investment (ROI) is a performance measure used to evaluate the efficiency or profitability of an investment or compare the efficiency of a number of different investments. ROI tries to directly measure the amount of return on a particular investment, relative to the investment’s cost.
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