Ranch day

I luv ranch

Person A:Her today is National ranch day
Person B:WOW!really

by Yum yum kitty June 9, 2020

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the fork is in the ranch

An expression used when something bad happens, usually just a minor inconvenience.

Timothy: "Ah man, the fork is in the ranch!"
Kyra: "What happened?"
Timothy: "I forgot my car keys."

by The Rymuss November 26, 2021

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ranch

a person that is most likely to get mad for no reason and is very annoying

"omg...my brother is such a ranch."

by dxddylalala March 5, 2020

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cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!

My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?

by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022

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ranch sandwich

The act of jizzing on 2 slices of bread and feeding it to your own mother.

I gave my mommy a ranch sandwich

by Linguini da sauce February 14, 2017

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An internet organization made up of a group of friends from all around the world. Sensational on Instagram, Youtube, and Reddit ham ranch brings amazing entertainment for people who enjoy all kinds of things.

“I wish I had a friend group like ham ranch”

by ham ranch November 11, 2020

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