rub chub

An unwanted erection obtained during a massage.

Upon seeing my attractive masseuse at the spa, I was worried about getting a rub chub in front of my wife at our couple's massage.

by Mashfan777 November 9, 2015

priest rub

Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.

"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

snuffle rub

The discovery of masturbation by an infant who has no concept of sex.

I'm off upstairs for a snuffle rub.

by manicmine2000 April 15, 2016

Trent Rubs

Its where a man named Trent places his own 2 hands on another mans back so he can get dish

"Trent Rubs for dish"

by tree1012 October 29, 2020

Velcro Rub

When you have a stubble beard and it gets caught in your boyfriend's pubes.

John was giving Jeff a blowjob when it turned into a Velcro Rub.

by Michamus October 6, 2016

D-Rub

The act of rubbing another man and/or woman's penis. Usually with the end result of creating extreme pleasure.

Dude1: "I'm really stressed out."
Dude2: "Sorry man, would a D-Rub make it better?"

by Michael Escales January 29, 2006

Tub and rub

A sexual term for drowning someone during intercourse

A tub and rub will change your day

by Acingangels December 3, 2019