Ass Pounder

An Ass-Pounder is any government official that has a title yet no real work.

My oh my will you look at that Ass-Pounder behind us - I think he is going to pull us over and give us seat belt tickets.

by B1g D1ck B0b February 23, 2003

punce

when someone does something poorly or something is not good.

1.man that joint is so punce.
2.the cops are coming man thats punce.
3.i hate punce pussy.

by T-Moneyyyyy November 1, 2008

ponce

a person that has a certain "poncy" quality, when you see one you just know ;)

boy 1: "did you see arthur at the party?"

boy 2: "nahh mate i missed him"

boy 1:"well he was trying to look classy and superior but yet had too short of trousers and looked like he took it up the rear "

boy 2:"haha he's such a ponce!"

by <3ponces July 10, 2010

Punception

A pun within a pun.

A: Man I'm feeling down, I need some more lemonade!
B: I don't if you're high maintenance or you just need to work on it.
A: Dude, you totally blew my mind with that punception!

by Scrtlmnddrnkr October 25, 2011

weiner sweat pussy pounder

weiner sweat pussy pounder or ,pussy pounder, for short, is the greatest achievement a man can obtain and basically means he is a total badass

" Dude, Chuck Norris is such a weiner sweat pussy pounder."

by Guitarman93 October 26, 2009

Quarter-pounded

When a fat McDonalds customer performs strong sexual intercourse (pounding) on an individual while eating a quarter pounder, the individual is getting "quarterpounded"

Ew, I just saw that chick get quarter-pounded

by KawaiiShoujo August 25, 2015

quarter pounder

a person that fucks someone in the ass

Jon is a quarter pounder because he fucked sally in the ass

by Mjorda14 November 10, 2008