1.hanging out in one place for an extended amount of time
2.Just left a place that you were at for an extremely long time period.
2.Just left a place that you were at for an extremely long time period.
Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted over here at the races like a mail box";
Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted like a mail box at the races."
Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: "just got done getting my oil change, it took for ever i felt like i was posted like a mail box."
Paul: " posted over here at the races like a mail box";
Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted like a mail box at the races."
Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: "just got done getting my oil change, it took for ever i felt like i was posted like a mail box."
by Indian Brandon July 8, 2011
Get the posted like a mail box mug.noun. the runny, gooey, thick cream that one excretes having eaten foods upsetting to one's stomach. Such foods can include Indian, Nepalese or Mexican. Upon release of shit paste, one feels enormous relief but if done in public toilet, those in adjacent cubicles muffle a snicker as one's paste is accompanied by an egregious passing of wind (see good push).
woman: oh my lord what's that smell!?
man: sorry, love, the shit paste clung to the bowl. it didn't flush right...
woman: then what's it doing on the actual seat as well!?
man: shit happens
man: sorry, love, the shit paste clung to the bowl. it didn't flush right...
woman: then what's it doing on the actual seat as well!?
man: shit happens
by bloblet October 14, 2008
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Poster
• posted
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• poster child
• poster's remorse
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• Posterized
• Postergirl
• Posterior Motive
by Tristosterone June 25, 2010
Get the Penis Paste mug.Top posters are anyone that has been on the forums for a long time, and have nothing better to do with their life. Also known as "TP" They sit around all day posting new mindless threads, acting like they are all good friends with other TP's just to become more popular. If anyone else posts on their threads, they do nothing, but talk shit on them, with out even caring what they've said. TP's only like TP's, and nobody else. They then sit at home and do nothing, but worry about stupid HS shit, and waste their life by trying to see who is the hottest top poster, or asking what top poster has fucked what top poster. TP's are usually really big on the site www.plurlife.com
You shouldn't post on any threads the Top Posters are a bunch of trolls & grammer natzis!!
Hey, I post on the forums, those people are my friends.
Do you even know any of those people in real life?
No, but they totally think I'm the hottest Top Posters on plurlife, I would fuck all of them for voting for me.
Hey, I post on the forums, those people are my friends.
Do you even know any of those people in real life?
No, but they totally think I'm the hottest Top Posters on plurlife, I would fuck all of them for voting for me.
by yourfavoritetp September 19, 2010
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Get the pastede mug.A male who wears makeup. Yes! You heard that right, metros (metrosexuals) have endless ways to display their 'gay vague' attitude by wearing 'guyliner' (guy eyeliner), or just wear 'natural make-up' (be it bronzing or mere 'facercize' to have better looks!) and aren't ashamed -- as most metrosexuals are! -- to refer to themselves as 'guy chicks', or 'mirls' (men girls)!
The average PP can be spotted at 'podules' (men beauty salons that provide hair-care, facials and massage services in designated personal booths), or at high-end organic salons that cater for its growing male customership.
Metrosexuality has given us a large lexical inheritance that , usually slips the 'gendar' (gender radar): 'Mandex', are *ahem* spandex that males can wear! 'Manties' are male panties! Hell! And if that's not insult enough for us males, then here's a 'mansserrier' (man brassier) for you moobies (man boobies)! 'Mangs' (male bags, also known as 'murses': male purses) for your shoulders! And you are set and ready to go metro-ing your gayass across town!
Metrosexual males are also known as hermaphrodudes (hermaphrodite dudues)/ homme fatales (the male version of femme fatale!)/ 'strays' (straight gays!).
The average PP can be spotted at 'podules' (men beauty salons that provide hair-care, facials and massage services in designated personal booths), or at high-end organic salons that cater for its growing male customership.
Metrosexuality has given us a large lexical inheritance that , usually slips the 'gendar' (gender radar): 'Mandex', are *ahem* spandex that males can wear! 'Manties' are male panties! Hell! And if that's not insult enough for us males, then here's a 'mansserrier' (man brassier) for you moobies (man boobies)! 'Mangs' (male bags, also known as 'murses': male purses) for your shoulders! And you are set and ready to go metro-ing your gayass across town!
Metrosexual males are also known as hermaphrodudes (hermaphrodite dudues)/ homme fatales (the male version of femme fatale!)/ 'strays' (straight gays!).
The latest in an ever-growing trend of gender-flexing metrosexuality, the pastel princess is an image-weary male who has 'his' own mindset about what makes a man... a man! Not my 'mang', oops! bag!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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From the acronym Pissed Off At The Entire World. Pronounced poe-AH-too.
From the acronym Pissed Off At The Entire World. Pronounced poe-AH-too.
by Cherry Nelsonic May 16, 2005
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