Otherwise known as the Epileptic Entanglement. This sex position starts by the man sitting on some form of surface (ie chair, bed, etc). The women then sits down on the man as if she were sitting on a chair. After which, she furiously shines a flashlight on and off into his eyes, causing the man to have a seizure. The man then spasms while inside, resulting in indescribable pleasure for the woman.
Side effects:
Impregnation
Bruising
Welting
Rashes
Carpet Burn
Loss of limbs
Blindness
Retardation
Loss of hearing
Stroke
Clotting
Death
(Dont attempt while on period, or while pregnant)
Side effects:
Impregnation
Bruising
Welting
Rashes
Carpet Burn
Loss of limbs
Blindness
Retardation
Loss of hearing
Stroke
Clotting
Death
(Dont attempt while on period, or while pregnant)
Jim: Hey I want to try something new.
Karla: What is it?
Jim: Just bring a flashlight, I'll give you The Electric Chair Position.
Karla: What is it?
Jim: Just bring a flashlight, I'll give you The Electric Chair Position.
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