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Grundle Poke

when you are engaged in oral sex OR receiving a hand-job just before you are about to ejaculate, she then pokes you in between the anus and ball sack.
while I was on the computer, looking up many various words on the Urban Dictionary website, I looked over beside me, and all of a sudden, I see my roomie receiving quite the vigorous Grundle Poke I have ever seen...
by R.Tripp February 23, 2011
mugGet the Grundle Pokemug.

turdle poking

When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.
I can't make it to the store I have some serious turdle poking going on .
by coopnuts August 7, 2012
mugGet the turdle pokingmug.

Poke Hoarder

A facebook user that refuses to 'poke back' a large group of people. This gives the hoarder a false sense of security that he/she has friends that care about the hoarder. The hoarder then refuses to 'poke' these people back fore the hoarder will as if they are starting a 'poke war' and are being a bad friend.
Person A: "Yo dogs, check dis out. I gots 53 friends all tryin to get me to poke dem back"

Person B: "Wow, you be one of dem poke hoarders"
by SOTHEYSAY May 7, 2011
mugGet the Poke Hoardermug.

poke smot

verb~slang~spoonerism for the act of partaking in marijuana.....jeez you ppl are stupid! Get it right!!!!!!!!!!
Little Johnny: "Hey man, would you like to poke some smot?"
Little Timmy:"Drugs are for losers!"
Little Johnny:"You wanna fly, you gotta buy."
by informed_student July 10, 2003
mugGet the poke smotmug.

poke and bounce

wen a guy is getting head and he pokes the girl in the eyes so that she pulls away and he then skeets all over her clothes, leaving her blinded and sticky.
I poke and bounced that girl last night man!! It was fucking halarious
by azeez October 11, 2004
mugGet the poke and bouncemug.

poke and choke

When a guy is getting head and he shoves his penis down the females throat causing her to choke.
Dude, last night I gave my girlfriend the old "poke and choke".
by john owens November 10, 2007
mugGet the poke and chokemug.

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