poor man

A man with no money. He Dosent make a good salary. Is inferior husban/boyfriend material. Woman repellant.

My friend Sonny is what you call a ''Poor Man''. He makes under 15 G a year.

by mikenike January 1, 2008

poor people

A group of underpriveleged people who have little to no money. They enjoy eating foods such as waffles, Mr. noodles, and hot dogs because they are cheap. Many can not even afford pumpkins on halloween, and instead buy squash.

poor people conversation:
Boy: what will we be having for dinner mom?
Mom: Mr. noodles
Boy: Again
Mom: Yes, there is a deal 3 packages for 99 cents
Boy: WOW

by Mr.noodles345 August 18, 2009

America the Poor: A Wanderers Tale

A unique autobiography, written by a modern day prophet. Also referred to as the New Bible. In essense, vol one is about a genius poor abused boy growing up in Buffalo NY. Wanders the city getting into strange adventures and tragedies, then goes insane, and gets committed to an mental asylum for years, then ends up homeless for over 35 years wandering across all of america's cities. Eventually getting into crazy impossible adventures, and surviving by his wits and strength of will and refusal to give up and die.

Vol Two is about My strange life story continued. My committment and imprisonment in an insane asylum for the young at 13, and all the colorful and crazy loonies I befriended there, including many of their stories as well. An insane, tragic, weird and funny tale.

America the Poor: A Wanderers Tale is an epic work, destined to change the world in a very important way.

by Professorjpj January 30, 2022

poor mans

in wrestling when u grab your opponents dick and balls and pull

today in wrestling i gave conner hersh a poor mans

by dirks bently December 28, 2009

poor man's abortion

Striking a pregnant woman in suck a way as to deliberately cause her to miscarry.

"Yeah my girlfriend was pregnant but I gave her a poor man's abortion"

by jjjk July 29, 2006

you poor thing

a saying referring to a man doing a thirst trap wearing a ghostface mask

*Person sees a figure slightly resembling ghostface*
Person: "you poor thing."

by sussiestimposter September 12, 2021

Poor-man's virgin

The use of a slice of smoked ham to simulate a hymen.

She said she'd never been with a man before, but I found a package of prosciutto under the bed in the morning, so I think she may have just been a Poor-man's virgin.

by amsclark February 11, 2010