playing the mandolin

Another brilliant expression from France (jouez la mandoline) used to describe female masturbation. Also known as a right good wank.

Sorry I overslept, but I was up half the night playing the mandolin.

by Usquebaugh May 14, 2008

Playing the mandolin

Another brilliant expression from France (jouez la mandoline) used to describe female masturbation. Also known as a right good bird wank.
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Sorry I overslept, but I was up half the night playing the mandolin.

by usquebaugh May 29, 2008

playing temple run

Code word for masturbation.

Jackie: So I heard James was playing temple run to the thought of Finny's nipples.

Me: That's perverted.

by TheDevilsKitten February 20, 2014

Playing Dumb

An attempt to hide hide the truth or the person's true colors.

Guy 1: TELL IT TO ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: I TOLD YOU I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: STOP PLAYING DUMB, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! January 27, 2022

I’m just playing

I’m just playing if a phrase that Ny’ecia says and she means it even tho you get it

Shut up fight me I’m just playing

by I’m just playing October 16, 2019

plating

A sexual act wherein one partner lies face up on the floor with a plate of glass over their face, and the other shits on the glass.

by Nasty Sanchez October 11, 2003

Playing Pool

Euphemism for participating in an orgy.

Balls racked together at the center of the table. One ball is sent shooting straight into the crowd, inciting a frenetic scramble in which said pool balls ricochet off of each other and enter the holes at the edge of the pool table indiscriminately.

Guy 1: So do you want to play baseball? I'm up for both pitching or catching, if you get my drift.

Guy 2: Nah, I'm more into playing pool.

Guy: Huh. Never knew you were into bacchanalia.

by aegiswindstorm December 7, 2012