Satellite pilot

Any senior member of a company that keeps their job and/or gets promoted by taking credit for successes that would have happened regardless of their presence. Typically these people are found in companies where all the hard work has been done and the company now makes money automatically no matter what anyone does. Just like once all the hard work of getting a satellite in orbit is done it will usually stay in orbit. The only real task of the satellite pilot is to not do anything truly stupid AKA knock the satellite out orbit.

Despite us being only one of 4 oligopoly energy suppliers our CEO just got a $5 million bonus for last years performance when. He's such a satellite pilot.

Our head of HR is the biggest satellite pilot I've ever seen.

by Evitabl January 29, 2024

Pilot officer

An organizational arrowhead, or the head of an organization, one who leads just like pilot leads in an airplane, pilots and directs the direction of an airplane

Kelechi, is the pilot officer of the organization where he works

by Kelechi A John October 24, 2025

Kentucky Co-Pilot

When you shit yourself while driving

He shat himself a Kentucky Co-Pilot on the way to work Monday

by sagmarth May 20, 2019

Ho Auto Pilot

When you're so drunk you don't remember anything, but you were really good at sex.

I was so messed up, but my ho auto pilot kicked in and I was good to go.

by BlazenKazen August 20, 2022

Whiskey Pilot

When you go to the bathroom unsure if you have to pee or poop so you sit down and hope for the best.

I have to use the bathroom. I’m unsure why, so I am just going to go in an pull a whiskey pilot

by 20Jawless July 12, 2021

Twenty One Pilots

Twenty One Pilots is a band with potential, composed of a coward, Tyler Joseph, and a wonder of the world, Josh Dun. Their lyrics are deep, for example:

-I'm a bendy-toe

-Help me bowl of rice

-Josh Dun !
-I put my socks on my feet

-Tyler Joseph, Twenty One Pilots

by Chepillon April 12, 2019