free peeing

Free peeing is the act of urinating without controlling the direction of the urine flow.

Can you believe that guy just whipped his junk out and started peeing? He wasn't even holding it! He was totally free peeing!

by Rabbels October 20, 2010

Peener

When you get a boner which is caused by the necessity to urinate.

1:Yo why did Zak leave in such a hurry?
2: He has a peener

by Mwe911 June 23, 2011

Peen

Peen, Peening, Peened.

1. To investigate into a subject in order to revise or discover facts, theories or applications.

2. To free from dirt and foreign or extraneous matter.

1. I need to check this is correct, I'll Peen it

2. This room is getting a bit messy, It needs to be Peened.

by Bighippo August 27, 2012

peen tap

a male getting hit in the testicles

jake peen tapped me

by blake davies May 21, 2004

Peen

A peen is an excess flap on a woman's clitoral hood. Most women get it removed at birth but some have to cut it every month.

Look at her peen.

by laksbros June 17, 2020

e-peen flexing

Internet thug "bootcamp" for assholes. Those who have the biggest e-peen are better than those who don't. People compare e-peen sizes via some odd sort of "flexing" that occurs in which people try to show the other how much better they are by using all capital letters.

Mary Poppins: I CAN FLY MOTHER-FUCKER.

Joe: DAMN YOUR E-PEEN IS HUGE.

In this case, Mary Poppins is showing how he is a master at e-peen flexing.

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008

peenclave

severe damage to the pelvis region causing the (penis) to cave in on itself.

The boy was hit so many times in the nuts that he suffered a peenclave.

by furry rodent July 28, 2008