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Pedophile.

by adumbassaliengirl July 18, 2020
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Reverse Pedophile

An underaged (<16) person who has an sexual attraction towards adults (>18).

What makes this term different from a teleiophile is that, a reverse pedophile is open about their preferences/desires for older people. Almost always, this term is used online. It's heavily integrated with ageplayers.
(Online Roleplay/Chatsite)

MILFhunter382
"I wish I could shove my kiddie dick between that hottie's massive boobs."

conspicuousbean_9
"Woah, dude. She's 34 years old (RP-wise), chill out you lil gremlin."

MILFhunter382
"Age is a number bro"

conspicuousbean_9
"Didn't you say you like ageplaying? That's kinda disgusting, you absolute reverse pedophile."
by ShotaAgeplayer06 February 26, 2024
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SYRUP PEDOPHILE

the most successful PEDOPHILE created by STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK.

In POLYANNA HALEY MILLS put syrup in her friends hair as she slept.

HAWKS GAY SPA , let's a 15 year young boy in.

the label MY TOP PEDOPHILE
to prove ALAN I WALDMAN in the PONNI SAN MATEO MENTAL HOSPITAL forced , gave a RIMJOB to a guy on the WHEELCHAIR who was hungry for syruponeverything as under my pillow in my bedroom I found SYRUP stickiness where the SYRUP PEDOPHILE was trained by the SYRUPMONKEY on the 43rd FLOOR of MANDALAY BAY countless times been molested by a PEDOPHILE as a child and my sticky love engine convinced him to COME TO MY BED as we were roommates as he became mine and RIMMED THE SHIT out of his ASSH0LE as STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK PADDICK issued the POSTUMOUS HUNGRY GHOST as I had GOT BUDDAH FUCKED ORDERS. as SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILE ANAL ALAN as Industry ALAWANA did his SUCK DICK molestation TRAUMA duty.

you kidding me ALAN I WALDMAN as you were FIVE YEARS YOUNG and that evolved you into a SYRUP PEDOPHOLE .

here comes ALAN I WALDMAN so this FIFTEEN YEAR YOUNG boy is laying down in this a little darker quiet area in HAWKS GAY SPA on his stomach and this SYRUP PEDOPHILE comes along and starts RIMMING HIS ASSH0LE and he says STOP!!!! but STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK HUNGRY GHOST who is a big SPORTS FAN says enjoy your PEDOPHILIA SHIT ASSH0LE PEDOPHILE as LAWRRENCE EDWARD (PAGE) would not have it any other I had (MA)CA(R)ONIAND CHEESE today as G00GLE MEAL three hours old but WARMRD UP as COMMUNIST PROMISCUOUS PROSTITITE DOG ALAN I WALDMAN runs into 7-ELEVEN and warms up his PULLED PORK CHICKEN MEAL as nice G00GLER who gave the meal to me with PAGE.PEDO compliments.

MY TOP PEDOPHILE = SYRUP PEDOPHILE
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 29, 2022
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pedophile

Someone who is physically or sexually attracted to younger people. Specifically teenagers or kids.
“Yo, that old man is attracted to that little girl. He is a pedophile”
by UgliassRat April 26, 2020
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pedophile

Darrius is waiting to prounce on those little boys, because he's a pedophile
by Quinton hew June 7, 2023
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pedophile

The type of person that belongs into the cia.gov/report section
Pedophile: I love underaged girls so much

random: And you're going to love the cia.gov/report section
by dewgsbigfan December 31, 2017
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IRONIC PEDOPHILE

Where a PEDOPHILE is needed in LEGITIMATE AREAS.

BACKGROUND MOVIE RARE
MIDNIGHT COWBOY X RATED VERSION
STARRING DUSTIN LEE HOFFMAN

JONATHAN VINCENT VOIT
THE FLASHING LIGHTS WORSHIP OBJECT FLUSH TOILET
AT THE ANDALUSIA DRIVE-IN
745 BRISTOL PIKE ANDALUSIA , PENISVANIA 19020

My CRAPSSPARC....oh my GOD....CINCINNATI as COTINUOUS REJECTION ASSH0LE PISS SHITS. As EVIDENCE PICTURE AT HOTEL ROOM.

for functional reasons many corporations depend on.

financial bodies will play stinging FAGGOT PRANKS on him.

FRAUDULENT BOOBY TRAPS

MOST IMPORTANT, MANDALAY BAY INVESTIGATION other things.
The world is a very strange place because if something worth quite a bit of money at the OUTSET intrinsically or a high stakes lawsuit needs someone as

make this really hurt but try a SUCKER.
ANAL ALAN the infamous IRONIC PEDOPHILE as the continuous free fall, the only recharge is MANDATORY (SHOVING BALLS UP ASSH0LE, SHOVE DICE UP ASSH0LE,PUMPING AIR ASSH0LE, SHITEATING SHIT FELLATIO, MY, AND PISSDRINKING) for each day into the night LOOK ABOVE.. BABIES, LITTLE GIRLS , AND LITTLE BOYS born with unstoppable ERECTORY RESPONSE can't stop he has to pay FUEL COSTS of his DICK ACTIVITY

The IRONIC PEDOPHILE ALAN I WALDMAN has no indoor shelter very rarely, AND has to ask EACH PARENT AND EACH PERSON with a DOG for "A FEW DOLLARS"."baby carriage coming through with baby" as get that DICK UP at attention ASSH0LE SUCKER.

IRONIC PEDOPHILE as " that CATHARTIC PERSONALITY" works wonders after loads of NIGHT SHIT EATING. smart ass MANIC CRIMINAL HISPANIC booby trap purposely break the FLUSHER on the PEDOPHILE WORSHIP OBJECT TOILET BUTT I made right immediately as ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE sees lots of FLASHING LIGHTS on thy royalist TOILET as a LITTLE BOY FIXATION as DUSTIN is told to WORSHIP THE TOILET , ridiculous my parents drove off!!!!" back to LEVITTOWN PA for you JOHN DOEN whoops I mean ALAN I WALDMAN as I am on as the CRIMINAL HISPANIC said , there is a "CAMERA"

. AS MOUNTAIN MIKE'S MENLO PARK , got the dog tag by BOOBY TRAP PLUMBER FLOODING intentionally BATHROOM drive ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE out BUT NOT ABOUT ME ONLY as more serious BILLIONS DOLLAR LAWSUIT, and SERIAL KILLINGS as the use of SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN as the IRONIC PEDOPHILE istuck in his forever situation
by DISTRAUGHT May 28, 2022
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