Patrick is a pussy ass nigga that gets no game from good bitches but the only type he gets are meth head bitches that are half dead. and he also doesnt know how to pay his taxes because he is too focused on his channel that will get nowhere and hes also focused on talking to people 5 years younger than him because he is a big loser pedophile. and to top it all off his haircut makes him look lesbian.
Girl 1:What a pussy i bet his name is patrick
Girl 2:Yeah for real
Patrick wears his heart on his sleeve a natural humanitarian at best. You could travel all threw the galaxies and never find another. No man could compete or compare or ever be so rare. Those who are privileged to know him are blessed. He's the sexiest man alive and the one who makes my heart skip a beat. But does he love me or does he love me not?
Massive penis and balls. They're so massive that they have their own gravitational pull which is large enough to warp space time. As you get closer to his penis time slows down due to the effects of time dilation