When you know you have to poop, but you don't want to, so you put off the task of pooping as long as you can, even if it's painful, just so that you can do something else that is more interesting, or more important.
Me: I pooprastinate so much lately, that by the time I finally have to go, I can't because I'm constipated from all of the compacted poop.
Friend: Dude that's really unhealthy, you shouldn't do that.
Me: I know, it's a problem. I blame Valheim.
Friend: Dude that's really unhealthy, you shouldn't do that.
Me: I know, it's a problem. I blame Valheim.
by numbskull38 February 28, 2021
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will wait last minute
doing the funniest and stupidest things..
then finish everything about 2 minutes before due(:
will wait last minute
doing the funniest and stupidest things..
then finish everything about 2 minutes before due(:
by ezzy the mexican ninja July 30, 2011
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has a slightly satisfying feeling of accomplishment.
has a slightly satisfying feeling of accomplishment.
Hayley had a nasty essay to write for Psychology before next week, so she found herself in the kitchen about to procrastibake a pumpkin pie in the hope to drive it out of her mind.
by danzarella May 16, 2010
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The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.
The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.
Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"
Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."
<later>
Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"
Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"
Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."
<later>
Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"
Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"
by Paynekyllr November 3, 2010
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"procrapstination always gets in the way of my studies, less tacobell and I would probably be able to get more work done" -Frederick Douglas
by Leeskeez July 7, 2011
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