possum

a person that is trying to get out of a situation by acting like your doing something else instead.

Maria was being a little possum when Martina asked for her help to do the laundry. Martina spotted her sleeping on the couch instead.

by Carolyn Lelaine October 15, 2007

Insane clown posse

Insane clown posse (or as more people know them ICP) is two homosexual butt clowns who "LIKE" little kids. An example of their love of kids is their song "Let's go all the way" WTF??? they sing that crap to kids??? AND they dress like John W. Gacy for God's sake! One of the worst parts about them is their fanbase, known as Juggalos, who are bassically just a bunch of white suburban kids, wearing big clothes, their mommy's make-up and listen and worship the worst band in the history of anything. In short, ICP SUCKS! :)

cool guy: good Insane Clown Posse and juggalos piss me off!
cool guy 2: i know, their music sucks lets go listen to some real music, like weezer or fall out boy!
Juggalo/nazi: hey ICP dosent suck! U suck u white boyyy!
Cool guys: your white too, dumbass...

by Overcastkid999 August 21, 2010

awesome possum

1. An term of exclamation, generally used when something totally cool happens (e.g. a kid accidentally lights himself on fire, an old lady falls down, or a drunk guy gets knoked out cold)
2. archaic What pilgrims would say after sex

see also word Right on Saigon /word

You: "That pilgrim just got punched in the gut by an old lady!"

Me: "Awesome possum!"

by Abe Licoln September 18, 2003

Possums

a. See wordPossum/word

b. A replacement for any swear word, derived from the Teen Girl Squad Movies.

"I met a possum!"
"posssssUMMMSS"

"Oh for possums sake!"

by MonteM June 2, 2003

Awesome Possum

(N) noun:
Derived from France and Germany.
From the Summer of 2010, two mischievous young ladies... Having the time of their lives, have a camera battel, one says she's super cool and the other says she's awesome. The other, in an effort to win the popularity contest blurts out a word so ingenious creating a rhyming apocalyptic eventual phenomena. I'm Awesome Possum!!!
Funnier than Awesome Blossum and more sophisticated than Awesome Fossum.
Please note: this word does not in any way literally visualize an awesome 'possum'.
Possums are hideous and therefore are not awesome.

Anna: Omg Julie! You're so freakin awesome possum!
Julie: Bahhumbug pish posh! Dont be silly I am NO possum!
Anna: Fail Julie, I meant it in a good way.
Julie: Oh fantastic! Let's celebrate over a cup of tea!
Anna: You're only my friend because you have an awesome possum British accent.
Julie: Your brain is equivalent to that of a possum.
Anna: An Awesome Possum-possum brain! (pun-intended).

by The_Alien_Next_Door October 20, 2012

And Then, The Possum

When you yell something that makes turn around, and want to make people think it was someone else.
People think that you weren't the one to yell it, because they think you were talking to the person next to you about possums.

Person A: KYLE!!!!!!
-kyle turns around-
Person A: And then, the possum,
Person B: Dude, you like Shirey?

by ThisOneTimeAtBandCamp February 23, 2009

Possie

A person born in England that has moved to Australia.

Don't worry your not the only possie around just look at all the English.

by BITEmeBARBIE July 28, 2009