poodle

Verb. Also ends in -ing or -ed.

The act of throwing rocks at someone who:
A) completely disgusts you
B) hurt you
C) pisses you off by acting ridiculously

That red-headed fool has pissed me off so badly, I want him to get poodled!

by Sarah[h] December 23, 2008

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poodle

v. to poop.

The poop version of piddle (to pee).

I'm sorry I was gone so long...I had to poodle.

I'm sorry the bathroom is stank, I poodled in there.

by TeaPeee September 2, 2012

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The flaming poodle is a sex position in which the female is wearing a full body flame-proof latex suit. The suit has two holes, one for breathing, the other for intercourse. The female then gets on her hands and knees (in the doggystyle fashion). Then the male pours gasoline on the female and ignites it. They then proceed to have sex until the gas burns out.

Nick wanted to try the flaming poodle with Jane, but she didn't want to try anything new or extravagant. She was very traditional.

by Pro sexer January 5, 2010

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Poodle Doodle

A gay man's term used to describe a pretty young dick that is led around town on a tight leash by a wealthy older gentleman. See whoever the current Mrs. Elton John is.

CYRIL: Oh look darling, Elton John's out walking his poodle doodle.
CHRIS: Oh isn't that just cute and adorable?
CYRIL: I heard they bought a House in Venice.
CHRIS: Are you sure they didn't buy a House in Virginia?

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

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Dooten Pooten

A sport where one person lays shirtless on the ground beside a ladder, while a second person climbs the ladder, pulls down their pants and tries to shit accurately on the center of their chest.

Jess is the all-time grandmaster of Dooten Pooten.

by RomeoG September 23, 2011

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