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I pissed my pants during a Christmas party in front of my aunt and cousins they all started laughing and my aunt told my family and uncle and my cousins told my friends at school now I'm bullied by my whole school and 23 states 12 governments and 3 contents my name was legally changed to piss boy now I hate my life :) rawr XD.
Jake: "oops"
jane: "what?"
jake: "I pissed on the floor."
jane: "what in the hell jake?"
by cfcytuhjbvgycrex5ctvyguhji hub November 29, 2021
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Pissed Off

Someone who's got piss on them

Example:
Person 1: Hey dude i'm pissed off
Person 2: Yes i can smell

i think i messed it up
oh shit i wrote it in the wrong part i'm pissed off
by wtf_does_pissedof_mean December 2, 2021
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pissed out

Pissed out or all pissed out means bedding, stuffed chairs, sofas, car seats and the like that has been ruined by urine leaked by incontinent users.
I sat down in a theater seat and told my date, "Honey, this seat stinks; it's all pissed out!"
Sorry lady, I had too much beer and pissed out your love seat.
by Be Bop a Lula December 11, 2021
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Pissed the Waffles

when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.
Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry
by canatex December 20, 2021
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Pissed the Waffles

I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.
by canatex December 20, 2021
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Pissed

1. British slang for being drunk or getting drunk

2. American slang for being angry or irate.
1. I got pissed last night.

2. I was so pissed last night.
by DonG63 February 22, 2022
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Pissed Off Dragon

when after sexual intercourse with a partner you take a shit in their back and smear it all over their body
man me and amy did a pissed off dragon last night and it was awesome.
by Psyclouse March 9, 2022
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