A term used to describe the event of an errantly hit golf ball striking the forehead of the drink lady, driving a drink cart on a golf course. Most common occurrences are during the month of January in Palm Springs.
Wow! Did you see that! My drive totally went off the heel of my club, and gave that drink lady down there a Pat on the Head!
by 5fortie3 December 30, 2010
The "PF pat-down" (also known as the "Patriot Plunge") is a homosexual act consisting of one (gay) man standing feet spread wide with both hands on his head, while a second (also gay) man comes up from behind and "checks for wires" (gropes him). This is often used as a ritual of "initiation"into a gay nightclub or, in many cases, a very serious militia group opposed to the US Government.
Last week my uncle asked if he could give me the PF pat-down - yeah I know, sick guy. Just imagine if Hitler was still around to see this shit - nigga would be mortified.
by Thomas Ryan Rousseau January 24, 2022
What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?
Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"
Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"
by Fraser Morrison October 03, 2008
Quickly tapping your back pocket, and front pockets to assure you have your wallet, cell phone, and iPod. May also be shortened if the user is lacking one of the mentioned items.
The 3-Pocket Pat should take no longer than 2 seconds.
The 3-Pocket Pat should take no longer than 2 seconds.
"I realized I left my wallet at the movies when I did my occasional 3-Pocket Pat before getting in the car."
by Austavious Rex March 24, 2010
top ten in fattest athletes of all time. currently sits infront of gilbert brown, danny fortson, oliver pig miller, tampa bay, kevin gogan, and mo vaughn. child and product of king grease in his finest hours. truly, one of the fattest of the fat.
by Mr. Know it all November 27, 2003
Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.
Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’
‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020
The brand of political or social activism that involves doing nothing meaningful whatsoever except for completely useless gestures, "discussing the issues" with people who already share your point of view, and flooding Facebook with activism posts.
The whole point of which is simply to make sure everyone else in the world knows how tolerant and great you are and how shitty and tolerant they aren't, while actually not making any difference whatsoever.
The whole point of which is simply to make sure everyone else in the world knows how tolerant and great you are and how shitty and tolerant they aren't, while actually not making any difference whatsoever.
That Tiffany girl who is always posting 10 times a day on Facebook about how society is controlled by anti-gay, anti-feminist, anti-immigrant, poverty-hating white guys gets drunk four nights a week on her parent's dime, and sleeps around while skipping half of the classes in her Development Studies major. She's never actually contributed to the betterment of society in any meaningful way. But pat yourself on the backtivism means she still thinks she's a better person than everyone else.
by BroamChomsky February 07, 2014