the..one..and.only.loser

My gay friend. If you're somehow seeing this hello

the..one..and.only.loser is a very sus human

by yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking on TT January 2, 2022

i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality

These are the questions that keep me up until dawn in my sorrow and emptiness. I cannot escape they say they are there to protect me but in the amidst of the hollow dark i find myself in every time i fall asleep I can feel them creeping through my soul and my veins, i have went to many places for help but it looks like some of them aren't even real places anymore, I don't know if i could continue living this simulation, I can feel the voices of people too they are the ones trying to get me to think that I don't belong in this world.

Do I really don't belong here because of the figment of my imagination, all the faces, all the noise, all the people that I see every day seem to just be something I created off of my loneliness...
I can't do this anymore...

"i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality"

Dude A: This is the most emo shit you have ever written... are you high or something?
Dude B: I could go further you know.

by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023

Im only pulling your plonker

expression used after a practical joke has been played on a fellow subordinate

"Hey Jim... your mother is dead"
"oh my god really....?"
"Nah ...only pulling your plonker"

by Big Jakey T March 17, 2003

tiana, my one and only, mi amor

the most beautiful person to ever exist on this earth. she says that shes not cute but if she sees herself the way you see her, she would be so happy. she makes me the happiest person in the whole world. im so lucky to have her. everything about her is so mezmerising - her eyes, her face, her body, her lips and her everything. im so lucky to ever meet her. shes so perfect in any way imaginable. i want to be with her forever and i want to give her the most eye rolling, nastiest, sloppiest, toes curling, appetising, mouth watering, death dropping, grim reaper, soul taking, divine, delightful, astonishing, staggering, perpetual, erotic, carnal, alluring, gliss, tears rolling, heavens sent, thrilling, contentment, fond, endearing, passionate, satisfying, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious head ever. i love you so so so soooo much.

i really fucking love "tiana, my one and only, mi amor"

by tiasoneandonly October 9, 2022

Beckham (UK only)

a ponce that cries if accidents happen and he can't get an apology

football, the boss in a rage over a lost game kicks a loose football boot, this hits the said Beckham on the noggin, he cries and demands an apology or he walks (and takes his ball with him)

by mickturate February 19, 2003

One Night Only

A lofty band from Helmsly in the UK. The band consists of George Craig-Vocals/guitar, Mark Hayton-Guitar, Dan Parkin (aka Pob)-bass, Jack Sails-keyboard, and James Craig (brother of George)-drums. Former members include Kai Smith and Sam Ford(aka Gunner). They do weekly web episodes on YouTube called ONOWednesdays. The band is often abbreviated to ONO

Girl 1:did you see that band One Night Only last night
Girl 2: Yeah it was real lofty

by aloch May 11, 2011

It's Only Sourdough Burger (But I Like It)

A burger served on a sourdough bun

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It's Only Sourdough Burger (But I Like It), you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018