god

devious bastard upstairs

shits on us all for fun

Cartman:Holy Shit its god
Kyle:you bastard
jesus
homosexual
bastard
slut

by MADJOCK April 14, 2009

God

n.

The guy who strips you down naked and points and laughs at the small dick he gave you.

God sat up on his thrown of clouds and laughed as he mocked Timmy hanging himself.

by HumptyDumptylovescracklikeme August 13, 2010

God

Am I really supposed to believe in some invisible man in the sky? Said man, perpetrated by idiots aka missionaries, who like to stand outside of schools and football games telling you you're going to hell if you don't do this and that. Well, guess what, ppl who don't believe in this crock don't care about hell. So i say, fuck God, let's have as much sex, do as many drugs, and in general be as sinful as we can!!!

GOD, religion is retarded.

by Eatmygizz June 6, 2003

God

my savior. The creator of everything that is.

I pray to God that all non believers will find God.

by forgiven December 7, 2004

god

if god isnt real...how did we get here?
Matter cannot come into existance by it self..no dna or anything can make itself... ever...no examples of this can be stated...dna can copy whats already there..yes...but it can NOT make NEW information...and god created time..so he is outside of time...and has no beginning...for example...if gravity didnt exist on a planet..hypothetically speaking...then people couldnt fall to there death..they would float around...and if something is outside of time...then it has no beginning..no end...as we think of things..because we are in time...we think everything has to have time...but the theory of relativity proves time was created...but people will go off and get all angry..and make fun of god..and say god isnt real..but its okay...if they are right...NO BIGGY FOR THE BELIEVERS..we die and its all over... If the athiests are wrong though....they are screwed..

Biogenesis...every cell comes from a living cell...(god is spirit..and not physical..also outside of time..)

by Josh January 17, 2005

God

The one and only True God, which probably explains why his name IS God. He is a MUCH Higher Power worshipped by people of all races and nationalities.

I take pride in saying that many of my fellow Native Americans also worship God and accept Jesus as the Savior and Son of God. They maintain their tribal ceremonies and traditional practices, but they tie it in to worshiping the Lord, holding no false idols before Him.

by Proud Native December 16, 2004

God

As quoted by Youtube "philosopher" Dan Brown, a.k.a. pogobat:

"God is whatever the hell set the Big Bang in motion".

Max: "Are you going to church tomorrow?"

John: "Nah, I don't think there really is a church that believes in my definition of God around here."

by K41TL1N March 27, 2010