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roger upton

created bones in 1999, which consists of knocking knuckles with another person in a congradulatory spirit
me: duddde i just totally aced my exam
roger upton: sweeeeet bones!!
me: what is bones?
roger upton: umm only the coolest thing ever
by durable January 30, 2009
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Roger puncher

(noun) Someone who punches men named Roger, for no reason other than said men are named "Roger."
Duval County Police apprehended a Caucasian man in his early fifties yesterday, charging him with aggravated assault. As his previous five victims were all named "Roger," the man is a suspected Roger puncher.
by Quanfa88 October 3, 2020
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Wretched Roger

The use of any bodily fluid in a smoothie or other type of drink. Can be used as currency.
1: Ewww, James wizzed in my lemonade!!
2: Oh my god, James gave you a Wretched Roger!
1: Wait until he tastes the wrath of a Rotten Oliver >:)
by MrSHinS January 4, 2021
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Rich Rogers

a person who engages in receiving sodomy.
Dude did you guys see that guy getting a Rich Rogers
by Republican Rob June 7, 2019
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Steve Rogers

Steve rogers is little bitch boy who left his best friend for a woman who moved on from him and made her own life
"John is being a Steve rogers today isn't he?"
"No better than yesterday."
by Babybitchboy December 11, 2019
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Jilly Roger

1. An infamous scallywag, Born May 30, 1980 in Seattle. Jilly Roger is known for her endless talent and adaptability. Loved by many and adored by all.

2. A super sweet skull and crossbones tattoo on a girl.
Did you check out the Jilly Roger on Jilly Roger? That is a hot chick with one sweet ass tattoo!
by iheartawesomepirates August 18, 2009
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Awkward Roger

Similar to an awkward boner, an awkward roger is an untimely male erection. While not visible to onlookers, the erection is felt by the aroused male and, thus, elicits a response of awkwardness. An awkward roger can occur in the following situations:

1. While in the process of an important job interview (employer or potential employee)
2. While attending a funeral
3. While holding a friend's newborn child
4. While public speaking
5. While meeting in-laws, a foreign dignitary, or religious leader
6. While ordering a sandwich at the deli
7. While being fitted for a tuxedo
8. While at the customer service desk at a department store
9. While getting pictures taken with Santa Clause
10. While lifting something heavy
11. While using public transit
12. While lighting a friend's cigar
13. While watching your child's school play
14. While confessing your sins to a priest
15. While receiving an award
Bill: "Oh Brian, Elizabeth is so adorable. Can I hold her?"

Brian: "Of course."

Bill: "She's so swe--"

Brian: "What's the matter."

Bill: "Awkward roger!"

I met Pope John Paul II the other day and got an awkward roger just as I was leaning in for a hug.
by Lance Stickman March 22, 2011
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