An employee at a company that has the ability to sleep while holding up a paper and pin in one hand with out anyone knowing to make it seem as if they are working until the moment the pin drops and hits the floor to wake them up!
by sTxLaTiNo May 05, 2011
A horror television/film sub-genre where the daily horrors of working in an office are a key theme. Examples include Severance, The Office, Office Space, etc.
by MattCA April 11, 2022
Someone who works in an office with no defined role. Typically runs around after everyone else like a headless chicken.
Yeah, I'm the new office dolly at work. All I do is get coffee and file papers until someone yells at me to do something.
by officedollys January 29, 2017
The office mugshot looks like a pretty innocent mug
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup
Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup
Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend
Walter took the 'office mugshot', he's now a little tipsy
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone
by Henk H December 16, 2022
A co-worker that frequently complains about or fires off emails about problems that don't exist. Also, tends to exaggerate situations without knowing whether it is a problem or not. May punch doors and yell for effect. Has an opinion about everything and likes to hear himself or herself talk. Fires off emails explaining why others are wrong and frequently hears the phrase, "We're already doing that."
After her email tirade, the office diva, Brynna, walked over to John's office and pounded on his door, yelling at him about the content of the email. After John explained the situation, she realized it was not an issue. She was not embarrassed.
by circlesofindecision March 03, 2017
Another word for a paperclip
by ponylover0 November 12, 2017
Aspires to be a firefighter and is a role model for the younger youths. Loves the word MOBILISE MOBILISE!!! They are fun and caring and work hard to succeed.
by Splatcookie1 January 25, 2019