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Nebraska Oyster

(Noun) Oysters that are almost sure to get someone sick. Given that Nebraska is far from the ocean it’s difficult to get fresh oysters making bacteria common.
Seth couldn’t make it tonight because he wasn’t feeling well. I think it was those Nebraska Oysters he ate yesterday.
by Wallacé May 16, 2023
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spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break
“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”
by HJay November 20, 2023
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oysters of the land

A term to describe pistachio nuts.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.
"Pistachios truly are the oysters of the land" ...*slurp*.

I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.
by The_ALCH November 25, 2023
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Oyster Sister

Emily and I both slept with Phil. We are now Known as oyster sister !!
by ChristyG October 26, 2019
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Chocolate Oyster

Shooting out a guys load after anal.
OMG, a huge chocolate oyster came out after we finished.
by Berries4life August 14, 2021
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Mississippi oyster

The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.
You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster
by Nut smasher August 22, 2021
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Thump that oyster

by deathbreath August 29, 2021
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