old folks' home

A place where you should never, and I mean NEVER play a boombox while it is set on Turbo Bass. Otherwise, as a recent scientific study conducted by Andy Samberg and Julian Casablancas has shown, the music would be way too powerful and cause the elderly residents under its influence to engage in a disgusting sex orgy. Well, unless that is your fetish.

And remember that the boombox is NOT a toy.

Here's the actual account of what happened:

Transport now to an old folks' home,
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones.
The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse
Every day for lunch they eat boiled goose.
So I grab my boom box and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace.

Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting, to say the least.

A boom box can change the world,
But you gotta know your limits with a boom box.
And this was a cautionary tale,
A BOOM BOX IS NOT A TOY!

by Terminus_Est August 5, 2011

Old gals' night out

The act in which a group of old female friends go out without their old fart husbands. Old gals' night out usually begins slow with dinner and drinks at a restaurant. The evening picks up when the old gals get soused and end up closing down the local nightclub.

The ladies had an Old gals' night out and went to see the male strippers.

by DW007 September 14, 2012

Old Zealand

Noun
Where the fuck is it? I don’t know? Why is there a New Zealand if there is no Old Zealand? Help me find Zealand.

“Old Zealand isn’t real”

by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019

old man smell

An old withering aroma associated with old men. It consists of farts that don't smell freshly rotten, funk that smells vintage 1969, dust, moth balls and urine. Often found in the homes and clothes.

Since old people tend to lack nutriance in their olden age, their smell seems to have a faded odor to it.

by Mr. Dwayne July 20, 2005

old age

Anyone who is 20 years older than you are

Old age is a shifting scale. When you are 10, 30 is old. When you reach 30, 50 seems old. When you reach 50, 70 seems old and so on. So it is a shifting scale where nobody ever thinks they are old.

by MrMagnesium November 14, 2012

Old Crow

An inexpensive brand of whisky, at around eight dollars a fifth. Tastes like an imitation of Jack Daniels. Should never be drank on a hot or humid day.

While extremely harsh on the throat, Old Crow has a complex flavor. Old Crow is the original sour mash whisky, meaning leftover mash from the last distillation is used in the next, ensuring the conformity of the whisky.

by Bugsy August 10, 2005

Old Slabsides

The affectionate nickname given to the 1911 pistol, owing to the slab-type grip panels.

That fucking banger keeps it up, he's gonna get a lecture form old slabsides.

by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009